Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer, popularly known as The Machine, was born on November 3, 1972, and started his career as a comedian by performing in bars and nightclubs in his hometown. He was known as a party animal during his younger days, which gave his reputation a boost over the years. He has hosted many comedy specials and was also the face of travel reality shows. Join us as we celebrate this comedian’s special day, right here!

Fast Facts

Full Name:

Bert Kreischer


The Machine

Birth date:

November 3, 1973



Zodiac Sign:



5' 11"

Relationship Status:


Net Worth:

$5 million

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Bert Kreischer, or The Machine as he is popularly known, was born in St. Petersburg, Florida. He is a prominent American stand-up comic with a reputation as a wild party man. His parents are Al and Gege Kreischer. Raised in Tampa, the comedian went to Florida State University where he majored in English.

In 1996, the university was named number one in “The Princeton Review’s” annual list of “Top Party Schools” around the U.S. Kreischer was named the “Top Partier” by “Rolling Stone” magazine in the same year. Kreischer began performing stand-up comedy in a bar and nightclub in Tallahassee, Florida. A tape of one of his performances was sent to a talent agent in New York, who called him to watch and learn from professional stand-up shows. In the 2004 release of “National Lampoon Live: New Faces – Volume 2,” Kreischer was featured along with four other comedians. He performed internationally and appeared on late-night talk shows such as “Late Show with David Letterman,” “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” and “Conan.” He was also a regular guest star on “Racheal Ray” (2011-2015). Kreischer was the face of “Hurt Bert” in 2004; it was an FX show where he did dangerous stunts. The comedian hosted his first special “Bert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb” in 2009, with a second special in 2016. In 2018 and 2020, he was the face of two Netflix comedy shows titled “Bert Kreischer: Secret Time” and “Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy.” He also has a podcast called “Bertcast,” which was launched in 2012. Kreischer published a book in 2014, called “Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child,” which spoke of his professional journey as a stand-up comedian.

The comedian married writer and podcast host LeeAnn Kreischer in 2003. They have two daughters.

Career timeline

The Article About Him

“Rolling Stone” magazine publishes a piece about Kreischer’s wild party tendencies.

The Comedian Career Starts

Kreishcer is one of the four comedians featured in “National Lampoon Live: New Faces – Volume 2.”

The First Ever Showl

A comedy special called “Bert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb” is his first-ever show.

The Podcast Launch

Kreischer launches “Bertcast,” a podcast on the All Things Comedy Network.

The Book is Released

The comedian turns to writing and publishes “Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child,” which chronicles his stand-up comedy journey.

Why We Love Bert Kreischer

  1. His comedic timing

    Kreischer has impeccable comedic timing. His jokes are extremely funny and a great hit with his audiences. He can deliver a simple statement and have his audiences all in stitches!

  2. His bubbly personality

    The comedian can’t shake off his party animal and bubbly personality and he wears it like a badge of honor. He hasn’t changed any aspect of his personality in the course of his career!

  3. His love for what he does

    One of the reasons why Kreischer is a successful stand-up comedian is that he loves his profession. By simply being himself and loving what he does, he can easily make people laugh!

5 Surprising Facts

  1. The reason behind “The Machine”

    Kreischer is nicknamed “The Machine” because he accidentally helped a Russian mob rob a train during a college trip.

  2. There’s a movie based on him

    The 2002 film “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” is said to be based on Kreischer’s party tales.

  3. He was a frat member

    While studying at university, Kreischer was a member of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity.

  4. He has a man cave

    Kreischer has a man cave in his house where he and his wife host their respective podcasts.

  5. Kreischer fought a bear

    For his 2004 reality show, Kreischer had to fight a bear as a stunt — it sat on him!

Bert Kreischer FAQs

Is Bert Kreischer on Netflix?

Yes, Kreischer stars in a Netflix show titled “The Cabin with Bert Kreischer.”

What is Bert Kreischer doing now?

Kreischer is currently shooting a film called “The Machine” with actor Mark Hamill of Star Wars fame.

For how many years did Bert Kreischer go to college?

Kreischer went to college for six and a half years.

Bert Kreischer’s birthday dates

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