Mmmm, bacon. Just saying the word makes us hungry. It’s an incredibly versatile food. You can eat it on a burger if you’re ready for a major calorie-fest. Conversely, you can crumble it over a salad if you’re trying to be kind of healthy (but let’s be honest, nothing is healthy with bacon on it). Or you could make it the star of the show by simply pairing it with eggs. No matter what you do, bacon is greasy, delicious, and the most beautiful thing we’ve ever seen. if you, too, want to climb a tall building and scream at the top of your lungs, “I love bacon,” then please join us in celebrating National Bacon Day on December 30.
National Bacon Day Activities
1. Order bacon pizza
It’s time to change things up and get outside of your box. Live life on the wild side and change up your normal pepperoni and sausage pizza order. The delivery man is judging you, and frankly, we are too. To earn our respect back, you have to order a pizza with nothing but crispy, mouth-watering bacon as a topping. You’ll thank us later—if you’re not already thanking us now for thinking of this awesome idea.
2. Buy some bacon-covered donuts
We get it—it sounds wrong. We were once among the unbelievers too. But if maple-bacon donuts are wrong, we don’t want to be right! You can thank the Swirls bakery in Nebraska for starting the trend. They first conceptualized the donut and decided to call it the “Elvis.” Later, it was picked up by Voodoo Donuts in Portland, Dynamo Donuts in San Francisco, and more. So live on the edge and try this trendy delicacy! Again, you’ll thank us later.
3. Eat bacon-wrapped hot dogs
You’re probably asking yourself how things could get any better. I mean, we just introduced you to maple-bacon donuts! However, we’re about to outdo ourselves. Get ready for… bacon-wrapped hot dogs! You’ve probably seen these beautiful concoctions before (we’re guessing they were selling them outside of that concert you attended this summer). But we’re willing to bet you’ve never tried them—and you’re missing out! You’ll be hooked after your first bite. And guess what? You’ll want to thank us for the third time.
Why We Love National Bacon Day
A. It’s amazing
Check your pulse if you don’t believe us—you’re clearly a zombie masquerading as a real person. Why do we like it so much? It complements everything it comes in touch with, whether it’s spicing up a boring salad or taking donuts to the next level. They say Midas has the golden touch, but we beg to differ.
B. It’s convenient
Look, there’s never enough time in one day. Between our jobs, errands, and friends, we’re always struggling to find time to cook. However, when you opt to have bacon as a meal, that’s not a problem. All you need to do is heat up a pan and pour in a little bit of oil. Your bacon will be ready in minutes and the gnarly hunger monster inside of you will be sated. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!
C. It has superpowers
Bacon contains a nutrient (we know, we’re surprised too) called “choline.” It’s been known to increase intelligence and memory, fight Alzheimer’s Disease, and protect the heart from developing lethal problems. We never thought our favorite food could get any better, but then we learn about its health benefits. Thank you, bacon; you’re the gift that keeps on giving.