Introduction
Help us celebrate the greatest gift to Intel, Golden Boy Carl…The man, the myth, the legend. While embracing the persona of a bumbling fool, he turned up the machismo and seduced management earning the monicker “Golden Boy”. Even though his main skill is pressing “ctrl-alt-del” or dropping tables in production, this beautiful butterfly has finally emerged saving our APT from certain doom. Help us celebrate this man that is envied by all men, obsessed over by the ladies, and feared by all.
Why We Love National Carl “Golden Boy” Day
A Leader Emerged
Once considered the “redeployment buffer” for the team, Golden Boy has taken the reigns of the team and roped and bridled management. He is a modest man, who refuses to take on the role of “President/King/Demi-God”. Ie: Product Owner.
He’s Sexy and he Knows it
No matter what team, what manager, whatever….Carl has always had a way with the ladies. Countless, I mean countless, female co-workers have fallen under the hypnotic spell that is Carl speaking. Oooh Oooh Oooh, never sounded so GOOD.
Tech Savvy
He’s a leader in technology with the brain and personality of a robot. Even though he just recently realized you can get text messages on your Apple Watch, he still foolishly doles out his fortune on tech.
National Carl “Golden Boy” Day Activities
Donate to Carl’s Retirement Fund
Even though with overtime Golden Boy makes more than our entire team combined, he still insists he has to work. If you have any doubloons or gold flakes laying around you don’t need, consider adding to the “Carl Retiring in 2046 fund”
Have Golden Boy Run a Meeting
His talents with the spoken word and charisma are being wasted behind a computer screen. He needs to be the face of the team. if you have a meeting with high ranking management, and want to ensure you get approval, have Carl deliver the news.
National Carl “Golden Boy” Day timeline
Nobody knows what Carl said or did to get in the good graces of upper management in such a short period of time. Recognition after recognition, accolade after accolade, Carl has become the Belle of the Ball.
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