Tweets Only A Wife Will Understand

Wife Appreciation Day is on September 20 and for those of you who are lucky to have a wife, it’s a chance to show them how truly appreciative you are to have them in your life. If you are a wife then we suggest letting your spouse know about this upcoming holiday as you should be milking it and be treated like a queen.

If you’re wondering how best to spend Wife Appreciation Day then we recommend cooking her something nice, or treating her to a spa day, or taking her to one of her favorite restaurants. Basically, treat her to something that you know she will enjoy and will make her feel appreciated.

Wives deserve our appreciation
To appreciate the wives of this world, we need to empathize with what it means to be a wife. Thankfully plenty of women have taken to Twitter over the years to articulate their thoughts on that exact topic. The results are pretty hilarious. Yes, there is a loving and gentleness to marriage, but there is also another side to it, and these Tweets paint the picture perfectly.

Sorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.

— Housy Wife (@wife_housy)

Before you marry someone, sit next to them on the couch and try to watch your favorite show while they eat a bowl of cereal.

If you still want to marry that slurping animal, congratulations- you have found your person.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer)

I needed some alone time so I asked my husband if he thought we should have another baby

— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1)

My husband woke me up at 4:30 this morning frantically looking for his keys that I then found in the dish where we keep our keys.

— Jordyn Armour (@survivingmommy_)

Me: Do you remember what today is?

Husband: pic.twitter.com/DDkRMZS7Qa

— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy)

Me: are you ready?

Husband: yes

Me: great, I got myself and the kids ready and everything’s packed up and we’ll actually be on time if we leave right this second, let’s get in the car-

Husband: okay, just need to hop in the shower real quick

— Momarazzi. (@Mirimade)

Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open.

— SpacedMom (@copymama)

My husband texted me from Costco to let me know there was a line & I think he was looking for me to say “don’t worry about it, just come home” but instead I said “don’t forget the ice.”

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4)

My husband just told me he wants a divorce.

Actually his exact words were “I think it would be cool for the whole family to live in an RV and travel the country for a year,” but tomato, to-mah-to

— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject)

I’ve been married for over 10 years I shave my legs for my freshly cleaned sheets not my husband

— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1)

If you enjoy answering questions like, “Do we have orange juice?” while your husband is literally standing right in front of an unopened refrigerator, then being a wife might be right for you.

— Marriage And Martinis (@MarriageMartini)

My husband leaves water glasses lying around like he’s preparing for an invasion of water sensitive aliens.

— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123)

Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down.

— Annie Hatfield (@HatfieldAnne)

Yep. That pretty much sums it up. Have a great Wife Appreciation Day and remember to show her how much you love her.