National Carl “Golden Boy” Day – September 20, 2026

Introduction

Help us celebrate the greatest gift to Intel, Golden Boy Carl…The man, the myth, the legend. While embracing the persona of a bumbling fool, he turned up the machismo and seduced management earning the monicker “Golden Boy”. Even though his main skill is pressing “ctrl-alt-del” or dropping tables in production, this beautiful butterfly has finally emerged saving our APT from certain doom. Help us celebrate this man that is envied by all men, obsessed over by the ladies, and feared by all.