17 Funniest Christmas Jokes for 2018
Whether you’re into the holiday spirit or not, most adult will have to attend at least one or two Christmas parties during the winter. This list of go-to jokes will help you survive. Whether it’s an awkward encounter with a coworker, or a forced babysitting job, use these jokes to spread the holiday cheer and fill some conversation in the process.
Funniest Christmas Jokes
What happens to elves when they behave naughty?
Santa gives them the sack.
What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?
Ice Crispies.
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A puddle!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
What type of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Does it smell like carrots?
What do you call a broke Santa Claus?
Saint-nickel-less.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house!
What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?
This one’s gonna sleigh you!
Where does Santa keep all his money?
At the local snow bank.
Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?
He was searching for some holiday spirit.
What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent Night.
