Whether you’re into the holiday spirit or not, most adult will have to attend at least one or two Christmas parties during the winter. This list of go-to jokes will help you survive. Whether it’s an awkward encounter with a coworker, or a forced babysitting job, use these jokes to spread the holiday cheer and fill some conversation in the process.
1- What happens to elves when they behave naughty?
Santa gives them the sack.
2- What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?
3- What kind of music do elves listen to?
4- Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!
5- What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
6- What do you call an old snowman?
7- Knock knock.
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
8- What type of cars do elves drive?
9.What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Does it smell like carrots?
10- What do you call a broke Santa Claus?
11- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
12- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
13- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house!
14- What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?
This one’s gonna sleigh you!
15- Where does Santa keep all his money?
At the local snow bank.
16- Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?
He was searching for some holiday spirit.
17- What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?