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When you hear horrified groaning floating towards you on Halloween night, you have a couple of choices.
First choice: RUN.
Second choice: bask in it, especially when the next thing you hear is either a giggle or a compliment on how clever you are. Because you’ve likely told a pretty good Halloween pun, and you should be proud of yourself.
For some reason, Halloween is a fertile time for puns, and we have some killers for you. Need some credibility as you unleash these specimens of witty word play this scary season? Just remind them what suspense and terror king Alfred Hitchcock once said: “Puns are the highest form of literature.”
Pun 1: What drink do vampires order most?
Answer: Blood Light
Pun 2: What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Pun 3: What’s a monster’s favorite Halloween pop song?
Answer: “Demons Are a Ghoul’s Best Friend”.
Pun 4: What do you give a skeleton for Valentine’s Day?
Answer: Bone-bones in a heart-shaped box.
Pun 5: What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Answer: Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.
Pun 6: What do you call two witches living together?
Pun 7: How do vampires know what’s going to happen in their future?
Answer: They read it in their horoscopes
Pun 8: What do you call someone who poisons your corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
Pun 9: What’s the best way to get rid of a demon?
Answer: Exorcise a lot.
Pun 10: What do you call a haunted chicken?
Answer: A poultry-geist.