Oklahoma Freedom Caucus Members Receive Unconventional Valentine's Gifts

Patricia's, a local adult store, offers unique gift ideas for conservative lawmakers

Published on Feb. 10, 2026

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In a lighthearted stunt, a writer from thelostogle.com visited a local adult store, Patricia's, to find Valentine's Day gifts tailored for members of the Oklahoma Freedom Caucus, a group of conservative lawmakers known for their controversial policies and public statements. The writer selected unconventional, and at times humorous, gift ideas that poke fun at the lawmakers' behavior and positions.

Why it matters

This story highlights the creative and satirical way a local publication is engaging with the political landscape in Oklahoma, using an adult store as a backdrop to critique the actions of conservative lawmakers. It speaks to the polarized political climate in the state and the desire of some to call out perceived hypocrisy or extreme positions through unorthodox means.

The details

The writer visited the Patricia's adult store location in Oklahoma City and selected a variety of gifts tailored for specific members of the Oklahoma Freedom Caucus. These included a ball gag for State Sen. Shane Jett, a bag of dildos for State Rep. Micheal Bergstrom, a penis pump for State Sen. Dusty Deevers, an S&M paddle for State Rep. Lisa Standridge, a dick-themed ring toss game for State Rep. Jim Olsen, a gift card for State Rep. Kendal Sacchieri, and male enhancement pills for State Rep. Jim Shaw. The writer also included a caged sex doll as a gift for former Freedom Caucus member State Sen. Nathan Dahm.

  • The story was published on February 10, 2026, ahead of Valentine's Day.

The players

Patricia's

A local adult store with multiple locations across Oklahoma that has spent decades helping customers find unique and memorable Valentine's Day gifts.

Oklahoma Freedom Caucus

A group of conservative lawmakers in Oklahoma known for their controversial policies and public statements that often oppose personal freedoms and promote moral panic.

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What they’re saying

“If Patricia's can help me shop for the Freedom Caucus, they can absolutely help you shop for whoever you're trying to impress – or at least keep happy – this Valentine's Day.”

— Louis Fowler, Writer (thelostogle.com)

The takeaway

This story highlights the creative and satirical ways in which local media can engage with and critique the actions of controversial political figures, using unconventional methods to call attention to perceived hypocrisy or extreme positions. It demonstrates how an adult store can serve as an unexpected backdrop for political commentary and humor.