Trump Adds Take-A-Number Ticket Dispenser At Mar-A-Lago For Would-Be Assassins

The former president aims to create a more efficient process for those seeking to end his life.

Feb. 24, 2026 at 9:26pm

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In an effort to better manage the constant stream of assassination attempts, former President Donald Trump has ordered the installation of a "Take-A-Number" ticket dispenser at the entrance of his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida. Trump believes this will create a more organized system for would-be assassins to wait their turn and try to kill him.

Why it matters

The move highlights the ongoing security concerns and threats facing former presidents, as well as Trump's unorthodox approach to dealing with those threats. It also raises questions about the role of the Secret Service in protecting public figures from harm.

The details

According to reports, Trump told his advisors that he "doesn't like chaos" and would prefer a more efficient process for people attempting to assassinate him. The Secret Service was initially unsure about the idea but eventually agreed that it would help them manage the constant flow of assassination attempts. A Secret Service spokesman stated that "it's best for us to have them waiting in line to take their shots."

  • The ticket dispenser was installed at Mar-a-Lago in February 2026.

The players

Donald Trump

The former president of the United States who ordered the installation of the ticket dispenser at his Mar-a-Lago resort.

Secret Service

The federal law enforcement agency responsible for protecting the president and other high-profile individuals, who were initially unsure about Trump's idea but eventually agreed it would help manage the constant assassination attempts.

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What they’re saying

“I don't like chaos. I'd much rather there be an efficient process for trying to kill me.”

— Donald Trump

“It's not ideal. Ideal would be no assassins. But, all things considered, since we know people will keep trying to harm the president, it's best for us to have them waiting in line to take their shots. So please, if you want to come to Mar-a-Lago to try to kill Trump, take your place in line and wait for your number to be called. Thank you.”

— Sean Kellar, Secret Service spokesman

What’s next

The Secret Service will monitor the effectiveness of the new take-a-number system and make adjustments as needed to ensure the safety of the former president.

The takeaway

This unusual move by the former president highlights the ongoing security concerns and threats facing public figures, as well as the challenges the Secret Service faces in protecting them. It also raises questions about the appropriate ways to address such threats in a secure and orderly manner.