Are you Dark or Are you Stormy?
We are not all what we seem. Our generally friendly exteriors mask a deep well of personality complexities, some decidedly macabre or tumultuous in nature. Maybe we desire a bit of danger. Or to throw sand in the gears of life with entropic glee. Either way, no one is wholly good, or wholly evil. We are all different shades of Dark n’ Stormy®. That eponymous cocktail belies a hidden nature as well. On the surface a blend of fine rum, ginger beer, and lime; underneath, a roiling, labyrinthine concoction of sweet, spicy, and citrus. Refreshing? Yes. Intriguing? Maddeningly so.
So on this International Dark ‘n Stormy Day, as we celebrate the simple complexities of this world-famous libation, we have one simple question for you: Are You Dark, or Are You Stormy?
Let’s Find Out.
You Are Dark
You may have grown out of your goth phase on the outside, but inside, you’re the same dark-hearted fiend you’ve always been. Your humor is straight out of the gallows, your interests veer heavily into the macabre, and while no one can quite prove it, most people think you’re a witch or a warlock or something equally terrifying. You love Dark ‘n Stormy cocktails because the dark hue is reminiscent of your preferred mood. So have a cocktail and revel in the dark side.
You Are Stormy
You are the deep scent of ozone that precedes a summer storm, or the dark wind just before it touches down into a tornado. You are stormy, which means, you’re never satisfied with just a “a nice night out,” and are always looking to make your life just a bit more … interesting. Others gravitate toward you but there are no stable orbits to be found here. You love the Dark ‘n Stormy® because it looks like the sunset roiled by the storms you seek to create. Enjoy one, during the calm before the storm.